Dubious Milestone

Well, R set his first thing on fire today. He threw his toy cellphone at the stove and it slid under the lit burner. I had my back turned, buttering the toast.

His "Uh-OH!" had a quality of urgency about it, so I turned and looked and to my surprise, there was a six inch orange flame coming out from under the omelet pan. Uh-oh. It was easy to turn off the burner and toss the flaming phone into the sink--crisis averted.

I present the evidence:

...and the accused: